Well I think that is what the man said!
I have a new dongle, and, just to be on the safe side, a shiny new wi-fi router. So for the present, I am travelling through cyberspace at superfast mbps – or as fast as you get in this part of the world. We will probably zip along nicely until the next severe gale or power outrage or techno melt down.
So apologies for slow replies and not avidly reading your every word. I’ll be back shortly as soon as I’ve sorted out everyone who is threatening to sue or imprison me for not answering their e-mails! Even that will have to wait, it is a glorious morning and I’m going gardening!
We’re sorry you are experiencing technical difficulties. Unfortunately all our engineers are off-island until next week…………
Oh dear, anyone know a someone with a sonic screw driver who can fix a satellite?
Normal service will be resumed at some future date!